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Bog Standard

Toilet humor has long been the safe haven for daily publications, and we are always mindful regarding memorable lavatory incidents and key events, particularly within football. Readers were entertained to learn that Big Website columnist a well-known presenter has a West Brom-themed urinal in his house. Consider the situation for the Barnsley fan who interpreted the restroom a little too literally, and had to be saved from the vacant Barnsley ground post-napping in the lavatory at half-time during a 2015 defeat by Fleetwood. “His footwear was missing and had lost his mobile phone and his hat,” elaborated a Barnsley fire station spokesperson. And who can forget when, at the height of his fame with Manchester City, the controversial forward visited a nearby college to use the facilities during 2012. “His luxury car was stationed outside, then came in and was asking directions to the restrooms, afterward he visited the teachers' lounge,” an undergraduate shared with the Manchester Evening News. “Later he simply strolled round the campus as if he owned it.”

The Toilet Resignation

Tuesday marks 25 years since Kevin Keegan stepped down as England manager post a quick discussion in a toilet cubicle together with Football Association official David Davies in the bowels of Wembley, subsequent to the memorable 1-0 setback versus Germany during 2000 – the Three Lions' last game at the legendary venue. As Davies remembers in his diary, his confidential FA records, he stepped into the wet beleaguered England dressing room directly following the fixture, only to find David Beckham in tears and Tony Adams “fired up”, the two stars urging for the suit to bring Keegan to his senses. Subsequent to Hamann's direct free-kick, Keegan moved wearily along the passageway with a distant gaze, and Davies located him seated – reminiscent of his 1996 Liverpool behavior – in the corner of the dressing room, muttering: “I’m off. I’m not for this.” Collaring Keegan, Davies worked frantically to save the circumstance.

“Where could we possibly locate [for a chat] that was private?” remembered Davies. “The tunnel? Full of TV journalists. The changing area? Crowded with emotional footballers. The bath area? I couldn’t hold a vital conversation with the team manager as squad members entered the baths. Merely one possibility emerged. The lavatory booths. A dramatic moment in England’s long football history took place in the vintage restrooms of a venue scheduled for destruction. The impending destruction could almost be smelled in the air. Pulling Kevin into a stall, I closed the door after us. We stood there, facing each other. ‘You can’t change my mind,’ Kevin said. ‘I'm leaving. I'm not capable. I’m going out to the press to tell them I’m not up to it. I can’t motivate the players. I can't extract the additional effort from these athletes that's required.’”

The Results

Therefore, Keegan stepped down, later admitting that he had found his period as Three Lions boss “empty”. The two-time Ballon d’Or winner added: “I struggled to occupy my time. I began working with the visually impaired team, the deaf squad, assisting the women's team. It’s a very difficult job.” The English game has progressed significantly during the last 25 years. Regardless of improvement or decline, those Wembley toilets and those two towers are long gone, although a German now works in the technical area Keegan previously used. Tuchel's team is considered among the frontrunners for the upcoming Geopolitics World Cup: England fans, don’t take this era for granted. This specific commemoration from one of England's worst moments is a reminder that things were not always so comfortable.

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Today's Statement

“We stood there in a lengthy line, in just our underwear. We were the continent's finest referees, top sportspeople, examples, grown-ups, parents, determined individuals with strong principles … however all remained silent. We barely looked at each other, our gazes flickered a bit nervously while we were called forward two by two. There Collina inspected us completely with an ice-cold gaze. Mute and attentive” – ex-international official Jonas Eriksson reveals the humiliating procedures officials were once put through by ex-Uefa refereeing chief Pierluigi Collina.

Soccer Mailbag

“How important is a name? There exists a Dr Seuss poem titled ‘Too Many Daves’. Have Blackpool suffered from Too Many Steves? Steve Bruce, plus assistants Steve Agnew and Steve Clemence have been dismissed through the exit. Does this conclude the club's Steve fixation? Not exactly! Steve Banks and Steve Dobbie stay to take care of the first team. Total Steve progression!” – John Myles.

“Now you have loosened the purse strings and awarded some merch, I've opted to write and share a brief observation. Ange Postecoglou states that he picked fights in the school playground with kids he expected would overpower him. This self-punishing inclination must explain his option to move to Nottingham Forest. As an enduring Tottenham follower I'll continue appreciating the subsequent season award yet the only follow-up season honor I predict him achieving near the Trent River, if he remains that duration, is the second tier and that would be a significant battle {under the present owner” – Stewart McGuinness.|